Ready for a Life Less Ordinary? Join Volcano Base, Inc. Today!
Well hello there, misfits, rogues, and prodigies! Tired of the regular 9 to 5 grind? Longing to make a difference in this world (and others)? Then say hello to your new gig at Volcano Base, Inc, the finest facilitator of chaos and cunning in this dimensional cluster.
We’re looking for a few good beings to keep the gears of our operation turning smoothly. Interested? Keep reading!
Mind-boggling Base Features
Heated Pools: Okay, they’re lava pools, but who’s keeping track? It’s a step up from that old city swimming pool you’re used to, that’s for sure.
24/7 Dining: Our top-notch cafeteria serves up grub day and night. And by grub, I mean actual food. Not bugs. Unless that’s your thing.
Spectacular Views: Say goodbye to city smog. Our panoramic windows boast unimpeded views of molten magma and the occasional heroic infiltration.
Who We’re Looking For
Minions, Henchmen, and Sidekicks: You’re the unsung heroes of the underworld. Well, anti-heroes. You know what we mean. If you’ve got a knack for causing a bit of chaos, you might just fit right in.
Scientists with a Twist: Traditional science not doing it for you? Come join our elite group of mad scientists where the only limit is your wicked imagination.
Masterminds: Got a knack for evil plots? We’re looking for strategic masterminds to keep our villainous escapades on track.
What We Offer
Competitive Pay: We offer competitive salaries for all our roles, because we’re supervillains, not monsters.
Life Insurance: We’re realistic. Working at a volcano base does come with its risks. So we’ve got you covered.
Complimentary Henchperson Gear: What’s a villain without a bit of style? All new hires receive a bespoke set of clothing tailored to compliment the look of their assigned supervillain.
How to Apply
Ready to take the leap? (Not into the volcano, hopefully.) Just hit that big red “Apply” button and fill out the form. We can’t wait to welcome you to the chaos.
Ditch the humdrum, embrace the mayhem! We’re not just building a team; we’re building a family. A really weird, super-villainous family.
So, what are you waiting for? Your exciting new life is just one application away. Embrace the madness and join the Volcano Base, Inc. team today!